Myspace

I have a confession to make. I am one of the possible three people on this planet who has a burning hatred for Myspace.com. It isn't so much that it is the number one accumalatory spot anywhere to find a stalker/pedophile/schlut-for-money that will actually obsessively sit outside of your house in a white truck with "not stalking you" spray-painted on it by his creepy trucker friend, Ted so much as it is that it somehow seems to seep its way into every conversation people have with one another. You could be having an intelligent conversation with someone about absolutely nothing (and yes, by the way, it is possible) and right when the argument starts to tip in your favor they will, out-of-the-blue, ask if you have a Myspace and if so what it is. My retort to such a blasphemic remark would usually be to spin around and punch the offender in the face, but since they are not educated in the way of the Myspace hate I proceed to explain it to them with excruciating detail and then I punch them in the face for making me explain myself. Next time you are out on the street count how many times you hear Myspace.com, I can almost guarantee it will be in the low "teens". Which conveniently brings me to my next point. It is taking over people's lives like some kind of horrible drug or evil reincarnation of Hitler. Do people have nothing better to do then to sit at their computers and type pages of crap no one will ever read? Unfortunately, they don't. It is understandable that restaurant owners have Myspaces fr their establishment as a marketing scheme, but people that don't have jobs are sitting in their homes running up the bill so that they can not pay it and get evicted from their homes and live in a box in the back of an alley with a hobo named Steve who will, on a daily basis, try to sell your right foot to people for crack. Myspace will die one day and on that glorious I will be there will some nachos and some marshmallows to roast s'mores over its burning remains. Yum. The day of reckoning has come. Have at the beast that hath poisoned our water supply and delivered a plague unto our houses. Even if it hasn't done that yet it will. Wait and see.